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ASSPICTURES
Squad Outing @ ECP
EUA+CSA Celebration
Sports Day
After Mid Year Exams
Battlefield Trip
Youth Day 06
CRCY Farewell Party 06
Squad Outing @ Jaz's House
Current Affairs Competition 2006
First Aid Competition 2006
IPP cum Alyssa's Farewell
Aft Accreds 18th Nov



HISTORY OF ASS

March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 November 2006 December 2006

NEW STEAD
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Thursday, May 11, 2006

DUE TO EXAM STRESS, this will be a very sick and funny post (:
haha.
during my studying time, i had been thinking of a lot of things.
especially WHY THE HELL I TAKE TRIPLE SCIENCE?
after much thinking,
LOL, i decicded that i show interest in Bio, Chem, and Phy.
WHY?
i wanna take bio cos..
i wanna find out what happens to the body when 2 ppl are having sex.
all yea.
and during the precedure, when is it that more - are released or what.
- = to sperms or hormones
HAHAHAHAHA.
ok.
i know its sick.

NEXT
i wanna take phy cos..
i wanna know how does the use of lubrication helps in sex.
and which is the position that has the most force and pressure and etc.
and which position is the most comfortable.
LOL.
ITS EVEN MORE SICK..

LAST
i wanna take chem cos..
i wanna know what kind of chem take place b/w the ppl who are doing together.
is there a different chemistry b/w 2 diff couples.
and b/w husband and wife and b/w stangers (1 night stand)

HAHA.
ok.

NEXT.
i think i really love geog a lot.
since sec 1.
my favourite subject yea?
haha
before u read on (if u don take phy geog)
there is a type of weathering on rocks called: unloading
it happens when rocks above underlying rocks are removed, the underlying rocks will suddenly expand a lot as there is a sudden remove of pressure.
so the rock becomes very weak and it breaks down.
just like us students, we had always been facing the stress/pressure of exams.
and now, MY EXAM HAS ENDED!
OMG.
and im facing a mental breakdown soon cos IM GOING CRAZY
too high.

SO HOW DID I CELEBRATE AFT MY MID YRS??
first..
aft school we went to the tiong park again to play for a while.



then aft that we had some drinks and alyssa has difficulty drinking them la.
she dropped her the pearl onto the ground.
HAHA.


i was very very very excited to go town.
so we soon set off.

and the video of the train arriving, LOL, i know its lame,
but its GIVE BLOOD SAVE LIFE mrt leh:

went heeren to take neoprint :D
i think its one of those rare times that verna take neo.
and she was like i want glitter and i want pink etc.
bimbo ho num 2.
haha.
but i think shes too gianty to be a bimbo.
shes tall. TOTALLY.
yeap.
then went ard to find mothers' day present.
and i saw SHARRY at heeren sakae.
lol.
OH. speaking of sakae.
we planned to go wheelock to eat sakae.
but jaz and verna had to go cine to buy something and we were gonna be late for our reservations..
me joyce alyssa and alicia went to wheelock first.
on the way.
i spotted a spheroidal weathering(geog again)
so i demanded to take a picture (with alcia) (:

then we continued walking.
and we spotted some cool statues.
which i did a horny action yea?
notice the poster b/w the first and 2nd statue.

HOT
HAHA.
then alicia led us to jay walk this rd so that we can cross the traffic light.
A BAD DECISION.
there was no traffic light there.
so we took the underpass.
haha.
and relising we were gonna be late, me and joyce ran to the sakae first as alicia had gastric and alyssa had to take care of her. HAHA.
*alyssa and alicia are not twins.
i saw yi qing on the way :D

so we had 50 over plates and i declare that i ate the 2nd most i think.
with verna the champion.

she dint know that each serving got 2 sushis.
so she ordered so much and somemore all the same type.
HAHA.
buffet is totally wasting money to torture urself.
HAHA.
then verna was trying to call the waiter and she was "waving"
and the waiter actually waved back
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
D-U-M-B
and the waiter said "food wastage would be surcharged"
so he looked down on us thinking that we couldnt finish the food.
we also went to prank call veronica and (hien kiat)
after that we walked around aimlessly and tiredly.
haha.
AND GUESS WHAT.
me and alicia forgot how to go home.
cos last time there was this head found at orchard mrt.
then we were very sensative.
at first we went to the wrong escalator so we went down.
and alicia suggested to take this "deserted" stairs which was quite long way up
there was no one.
at first i tot there maybe some one there to rape us or what.
lol.
we went up and when we saw the roof or what of the exit.
we were paranoid.
SCARY AND EERIE OK!
so we hurry went down.
lol.
and due to my fantastic guidance, we finally went to the correct way.
but alicia was very erm..frightened, and she kept looking back to see if there was anything following us.
and i kept cooling her down etc. BUT.. i was scared too.
then in the bus we were standing and there was this unglam and sick and irratating and disgusting man sleeping behind us.
then his head was like out of the seat and he actually leaned on alicia's bag LAH! omg.
and his gf/wife beside him somemore.
then he kept doing tt as if his head going to drop.
and did i mentioned that his mouth was opened?
LOL.

OK. SO I WENT HOME.
and today was a totally crappy and lousy day.
HAPPY VESAK DAY (:

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