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ASSPICTURES
Squad Outing @ ECP
EUA+CSA Celebration
Sports Day
After Mid Year Exams
Battlefield Trip
Youth Day 06
CRCY Farewell Party 06
Squad Outing @ Jaz's House
Current Affairs Competition 2006
First Aid Competition 2006
IPP cum Alyssa's Farewell
Aft Accreds 18th Nov



HISTORY OF ASS

March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 November 2006 December 2006

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

This is a present specially for Yu Hua.
-REMOVED-
HAHA.
AND THERE IS THIS HILARIOUS VIDEO WHICH I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE.
THAT RETARDED JAZREEL and me.
HAHA.

and thx for verna for uploading it for me.

Y3:28 PM
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HI BABES AND DUDES.
this is the first post ever since school reopened.
the first 2 days was hectic cos i had so much undone holiday hw and i had to copy. lol. anw. on tues, i went with alicia to tiong for lunch and we took 195 to anchorpoint to go home. haha. i have seen another part of singapore which i had seen b4 a few yrs back but have totally forgoteen. haha. and on the way, alcia helped me think of what to write for the compo "LOST" and she came out with so many ideas la. but i only liked one of them and of course i wrote that. THX ALICIA! and i lent her my summary in exchange for the hundred over idesa. haha. then we went to cold storage and we bought pringles for recess on the next day. alicia refuses to bring it home at she claimed tt she cant put the pringles into her bag. BUT she dint need to bring her tablet. and i had to bring my 2 LITRES heavy of milk HOME LEH. the plastic bag was so breaking already when i reach home. and i had to be so careful tt i dont squash the can or shake my bag too much when i come to school. and on wed, her senior big bird asked me through her to bring a wine glass bottle to school for dunno what. HAHA. it was heavy ok. i also remembered!! i helped alicia did her friendster cos her acc got hacked and was deleted. :( AND i think its really a hilarious profile.CLICK HERE and i was sympathising with her LA.
on mon, had rc and we had a bad news and 2 good news.
BAD NEWS:
although we studied very hard for our RCK Silver, all of us still failed it. not cos we were stupid. but cos we studied the wrong notes as the notes where it came frm was not reliable. :'( . it really seemed to be the end of the world. OK. J/K. its not tt bad. but its really SAD. and i still cannot believe that such a suay thing will happen to us.
ENOUGH BAD NEWS.
GOOD NEWS 1 N 2:
CRESCENT RED CROSS UNIT had GOLD for both excellence unit award (EUA) and comunity service award. HEHE! and i must mention tt only 10 schools GOT GOLD FOR EUA la. anw. if u go to any of my squadmates website. u can surely see this piece of news. haha. provided tt day update.

Therefore, this explains the celebration we had on thursay. HAHA. there was a lot of PIZZAs. haha.

and the seniors also came back and we took pix with our ex and current level heads


AND OH OH OH!
on thurs, i treated Alicia to her lunch!! I AM NICE OK!!
HAHA. and when i said that, Alicia had such a OH SO SHOCK reaction la.

On Thurs b4 activity:
went for bio lesson and i had a ans key for this bio essay and joyce borrowed it to photocopy. and HAHA. i want to move the paper when i go and photocopy it. and its RUINED.
haha.
then again she go and photocopy and i went to open the cover and exposed it and the paper tt came out was like charcoal.
and finally the third time it was ok.
cos i was finally not mischevious.
haha. but since we had so much fun at the photocopying machine, i took out my camera and took pic of the machine.
HAHA.

and the machine says:


and then i went to lunch and bought pineapple rice but there was not pork floss and there fore i told her tt she can change to that doughsticks. but she changed everything such tt it only left the rice and the doughsticks. :it was not tt nice seriously.
HAHA.
then took pictures again and with jia xin and joyce.
and im lazy to post them up.
SO SAD.
u all cannot see my pretty face.
haha.
CHEER UP ok.

THEN, i had sports heat today!!
haha.
took a bus down to the stadium which was like at 15 min ride. (SO LONG)
and honestly i can walk there in 15 min too.
haha.
but i decided tt it would be very dangerous for me as it would be very dark and suddenly got ppl wanna rape me.
HAHA.
J/K.
then had first aid duty which was rather boring bu funny. then no one to treat which is a rather a good news.
haha.
anw. my hse dint do very well so quite sad. and got ppl give away free coke and i took 2 cans.
haha.
ANW.
after everything i went tiong with squadmates and ate mc's while the anime lovers went comics connection and the rest cannot stand the boredness of it and went more than words and we were so amused by the bras there.
haha. hello kitty and winnie the pooh.
all of us agree that the designs of the hello kitty bras were nicer. HAHA.
and there was once when a few male adults walk pass and i just told the rest and they ran out of the shop. HAHA.
and we went back again cos they still see not enough and i was so damn bored la. so i went ard carrying all the childish tootish hello kitty bags.
haha.
and we found a dress for xueli for prom night.
HAHA.

ok.
we went moni's hse and watched memoirs of geisha.
it was quite a nice show only tt the sound thing very unhearable and i had to read the subtitles all the time. and there were a few sexual scences.
HAHA. INTERESTING. those were the only high parts for me.
and aft the show, everyone was following what the geisha had been doing in the show.
lol. all those geisha actions. the way they sit stand and drink.
HAHA.
and moni's mom prepared ice cream for us.
SO NICE LA!
then we went to the play grd to play "crocodile"
and i think its more of monkey or gorilla or chapanzee or KING KONG.
haha.
cos the "catcher" had to climb here and there on the limit colour of things which we can touch onto and touch one of the ppl on the "house". ITS SO FUN!
and got a lot of pic again. but not suppose to post. COS they are to unglam.
HAHA.

then more and more ppl left leaving me farhani jaz and joyce.
we played hopskotch and marco polo and another shoe game which made my socks black.

i had been uploading pic frm dunno when. and its so sick la. so slow. ard 4 hrs already juz to up load ard 300 pic. SO SLOW.

Y12:19 AM
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Saturday, March 11, 2006

FINALLY!
the long waited holidays is HERE!!
but are u sure its holidays and not terrordays?
it seemed to be more hectic than none school days.

LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF HW I HAVE!!:
English Comprehension November 2003
English Compo: Lost
A Maths Indices and Surds
A Maths Factors of Polynomials
A Maths Simultaneous Equation
A Maths Logarithmic and Exponential Functions
Biology Practical Workbook
Biology Worksheet
Chemistry Worksheet
Chinese Oral Practice
Chinese Composition
E Maths 7.5
E Maths 7.6
E Maths Chapter 2 Indices Pg 5-7 67-70, 81-84, 101-104, 167(f)-(i), 169(g)-(i)
E Maths Chapter 2 Algebraic Manipulation Pg 8-9 172 (f)-(i), 173(d)-(g), 178,181, 185-188, 217-220
E Maths Chapter 1 Quadratic Equations Pg 1–4 16-18, 91-93, 106
E Maths Unit 3 Algebra (TYS) Pg 37-40 4(a), 15, 19, 23, 27
E Maths Unit 4 Coordinate Geometry (TYS) Pg 44-45 4, 5, 7, 8, 9
History Workbook Pg 4
Physics Pg 6 13a
Physics Pg 51 18
Physics Pg 55 13
Physics Pg 55 14
Physics Pg 3-5 1-11
Physics Pg 49-50 1-15
Physics Pg 52-54 1-11
Social Studies Workbook Pg 60-61 Parts a, b, d
Social Studies SEQ

SIGHS HEAVILY!
i hate english compos..
they are irritating.

i really hope tt there can be sum real holidays for me to enjoy.
and when i say enjoy. i mean it.
i need some relaxation
and i have to go to school on mon tues and thurs
for lessons and red cross.
is tt wat i call holiday?
VERY FUNNY INDEED.
1 after another.
the waves juz nv stop.
it juz kept pouring in.
pushing me.
SIANED.

ANW.
TODAY!
no.
28 min ago..
which was friday.
school was FUNNY
CHEM-
was damn tired and dozing off.
so me and my beloved partner SHERYL tried to keep ourselves awake by
.spraying water on our faces
.slapping one anoher
.hitting the ears with our fingers.
.shaking each other vigourously (IT WORKS)
.tickling her.

English-
there was this sumthing like an act and i had to act as the murderer.
and i was so entertaining and funny tt my narrator VERNA HO was practically laughing and unable to read the script there were log pauses tt i had to stone there like a retard doing nth.
IT WAS HILARIOUS.

Recess-

Chinese-
Jazreel's ginseng tea kept me a wake. THANK YOU.

A Maths-
it was totally compying copying and copying the hw i dint know how to do.

Bio-

Geography-
we had this debate thing and i was so totally not prepared and was so scared.
but in the end i decided to juz argue my points through and HAHA.
MY GRP WON!!
YEAH!!!
AND GUESS WHAT!
the prize is the MAGIC DUST!!
YUMYUM!!

then after tt slacked around in class planning where to go aft tt.
.go out with vera
.go "class gathering"
.go out with squadmates+ alicia

so in the end. i walked with jaz joyce ser alicia to tiong barhu frm skoo.
it was definately a long long walk.
ard 30 min?
was so exhausted.
and went to meet jy they all.
and the rest was juz unproductive.
and decided to go home since it was so -

came home and planned for my holiday hw.

on
mon we had halfday
so schoold ended on 10.05 and we had sqaud outing at east coast park (ECP)
it was damn draggy cos had to wait for jaz and joyce cum back to skoo and then for everyone to change.
i was seriously excited for it cos i was going to learn how to bike!!
its gonna create a very huge impact on my life ok!!
so i wanted to reach there asap so can play longer but was rather irritating when sum others walk so slow behind.
but it was irritating for them i guess when we dint wait for them.
but we shld all know tt the earlier we reach there. the longer we can play. so was rather frustrated.
then we took pix on the way and we ate at the hawker centre at marine parade
then we walked to ECP at the part near macs and settled down.
we took really long.
and me and joyce have to ask ard for prices and this nice uncle let us put our stuffs at the shop so we need not pay for the 2$ locker.
i really regret sharing blades and bicycle with joyce cos i couldnt concentrate in cycling.
i took quite a while to learn and there was this kind lady who thaught me a stradegy and i got used to cycling very fast. it was really useful.
THANK YOU!!
and thanks to the ppl who helped teaching me: safa serena farhani and joyce.
THX A LOT!!
then cycle cycle and they wanted to go bedok jetty and since joyce was learning blades and safa was running and i was struggling with the bike which made my butt damn pain, we took very long and still did not reach the jetty whereas the rest already came back frm there to find us.
anw. on th way to the jetty.
i swopped to use the blades cos joyce wanted for a change.
so i blade for the rest of the day.
and we all met at the brickwater and slacked there.
the tide was grewing and there was this bloody wave which got so high tt splashed onto me and i could taste the salty water. YUCK.
and my cap..sunglasses and bag was wet.
SIGHS.
and we relise we only had 5 min left to return the bikes and blades.
so we hurry take grp photo and i went to roller blade all the way back while the rest cycled at the front :'(
then we play sandcastle.
and that was when i took a lot of pix.
then we saw this couple making out in the sea.
they were only of the same age ard us pls..
then was so RAish
then we play play play and they went to change at macs while me and safa remained there to take pix and look aft the things.
they really took very long which resulted in me stealing the food.
haha.
so we munched until they are back.
and we ate a while and left and ate on the way.
then went home.
and i was burnt and until now my shoulder still red and spiking pain.
TADA

Y12:24 AM
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Sunday, March 05, 2006

im on the phone now. supposedly with joyce
but she had this incoming call and is putting me into waiting for dunno how LONG already pls.
she was troubletised cos i asked her this stupid riddle and she gave up so easily and she laughed constipatedly.
she also asked me to shut up over the phone. then wats the point of calling me.
and there was only 1 motive of her for calling me. which is to ask if she shld bring her pencil case.
and we had been talking for 25min already. and i had been waiting for 7 min already.
have she forgotten about me?? :(
i owe her $8.90.
$6 which i supposedly to borrow to go for the last minute bowling but last minute cancelled.
$2.90 for the HOT PINK geog file.
im still waiting. 27 min already.
now she finally returned.
i told her i ve been blogging.
i read to her the post.
and she laughed constiatedly again.
and now she tell me tt yu hua is on the other line.
BULLSHIT..JOYCE IS SUCH A TWO TIMER
and she asked me wat do i want to tell yu hua..
"tell her tt shes very idiot for making me wait so long"
and i asked joyce go over to talk to her so i can blog this retarded post.
i think joyce is spastic.
whereas im retat=rded.
we can make a perfect match.
32 min already.
17 min ago i asked her the riddle.
i remember cos she wanted a clue.
and i told her the clue in the conversation already juz now.
and she asked me to repeat.
so i looked at the time and told her it would be 17min.
so i remember 17min ago i asked her.
its 33 min now..
haha
i htink i can type fast.
considering the fact that typing this post with 1 hand which also means 5 fingers.
AIYA.
this is juz a bull shit post to exhale my boredom..
i hate joyce..
but shes so lovable.
oh.
i asked her if she wanted to cum online.
she said no.
i said. dont u wanna cun online to see my beautiful dp?
-after a while-
joyce: i think i wanna go online.
me: but i tot u don want?
joyce: ok lor. so u dont want me to go online rite. and see ur beautiful pic.

SHE SAID TT OT WAS BEAUTIFUL AT HER OWN ACCOUNT.
haha.
im still waiting for her now.
37 min.
shld i juz hang up? tt will be a waste of effort.
i have halfdy tomorrow.
and im going ecp with squadmates.
i wanna learn to bike
so tt i can bike.
39 min.
-MSN-
43min
joyce back.
she s gone again
to say bye to yh.
and shes taking so long.
1 min.
2 min.
3 min.
can sumone ask joyce go to hell.
im feeling despo.
4 min.
is she saying a 1000 byes to yh?
or singing a goodnight song to yh??
6 min.
im impatient.
shes back
45 min
and i read to her the post again
and there she goeas laughing constipatedly
shes clearing her throat.
and bla bla bla.
bla bla bla.
and we said sumthing.
and we had cold war.
i went to the toilet.
and flush the toilet bowl
and she went laughing again.

we had been talking for 1hr 17 min 56 s
and my body instrument is hurting now.
earDRUM btw.
shall pack my bag for halfday tomorrow.
GOODNIGHT BLOG!!

Y10:40 PM
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Saturday, March 04, 2006

COMMON TEST 1 YEAR 2006 FOR SEC 3S WAS OFFICIALLY OVER ON 28 FEBRUARY, TUESDAY
I SKIPPED HAPPILY TO FIND I CANNOT REMEMBER LA.

ANW.
ON WED.
me alicia and joyce went to the park at gess there.
HAHA.
ITS DAMN IT FUN AND INETRESTING.
but that sliding thing always failed to send me to the other side.
haha.
the swing was very scary.
especially when joyce was on it.
its like..
em. breaking down.
then we played slide.
played tt spoilt merry go round
and sum random stuffs.
DAMN FUN!
so we vowed to go there again aft common tests and exams
was rather tiring. and THIRSTY..
haha.
so went to tiong aft tt..
i bought sumthing frm sweet talk and went to mc to sit and tok.
and joyce happily said tt she wanted to try the drink and she went to finish it..
then we played truth or dare.
i think its the most daring and embarassing game i have ever played.
ITS SO SO SO SO SO EMBARASSING.
My dare:
1. to treat drinks for each of us since we were so thirsty,
so i went to the counter and happily ordering 3 cups of plain water with my wallet.
haha. and making them really so hopeful tt i will buy coke for them.
4. go to the counter and stroke the counter 3 times and looking at it and looking sexually aroused by it. HAHA

Joyce's dare:
2. to hold the empty cups planted with straws around the whold mc' 5 times.
and later reduced to 3 times and part of the mc' only and in the end..
1 time around tt small area. YOU ARE LUCKY!
5. go up to leon and tell him that she thinks that KATHY IS PRETTY. but in the end she said CHI SHAN IS PRETTY. HAHA

Alicia's dare:
4. To stroke ronald's head at the happy meal thing..for 5 seconds..

aye.
too much to say. and the rest are just embarassments..
HAHA..
then went home very late.

FRI.
stayed back in school and went to the mama store newly open by enteuprse club..
then the few of us bought 43$$ worth of stuff frm there.
HAHA
and we got to play games where got prizes..
then we went to slack around
and did a bit of footdrill.
and we took a lot of pix.
and we were doinf stunts (bridge)
and there was once when i was doing it so long and i had to wait for ser. since we wanted to take pic of the 2 of us doing it together. ser is so slow and i was like haing all the blood clot at my brain. (pictures frm my friendster)

then i had difficulty cuming down and they juz practically took the chance to rape me..
JAZREEL UNBUTTONED MY SHIRT AND I WAS SO..
RAPED..

and here i am.
preparing for tomorrow's flag day at ang moh kio frm 8.30-----1++
DO CUM AND SUPPORT ME.
YEA.
LIKE U WILL RITE.

Y12:08 AM
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