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HISTORY OF ASS
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Monday, June 27, 2005

Havent been blgging for so long l.e.
HAD BEEN TRYING TO HACK PPL'S STUFF FOR THE PASS 2 DAY.S.
OBVIOUSLY I FAILE.D.
AN.W.
ALTHOUGH I FINISHED MY HW 14 DAYS B4 THE HOLIDAY END.S.
THERE WERE 2 DAYS WHEN I HAVE TO DO PROJEC.T.
2 DAYS SHOPPIN.G.
1 DAY PO.P.
1 DAY CHALE.T.
1 NIGHT STAYOVE.R.
1 DAY WASTED AS I BROUGHT MY TABLET PC TO FIX BUT IN VAI.N.
AND THE REST OF THE 7 DAYS I ROT AT HOM.E.
PLUS THE FIRST 16 DAYS
2 DAYS PROJECT
5 DAYS HOMEWOR.K.
AND FOR THE REST OF THE 9 DAYS I ROT AT HOM.E.
SO I WASTED A TOTAL OF 9+7 DAY.S.
WHICH IS 16 DAYS.
LOPSTER LOR-

FEEL LIKE CHANGING MY BLOGSKI.N.
ANW I JUZ KNEW TT ON 22 MARCH I DID NOT COME FOR RED CROS.S.
DO I EVEN KNOW TT THERE WAS AN ACTIVITY ON TUESDA.Y.?
IM NOT SUR.E.
BU.T. ACCORDING TO MY HANDBOO.K.
I HAVE A COURS.E. IN THE AFTERNOO.N.
SO THAT SHOUL.D. BE THE REASO.N.

MISS THEM SO MUCH LA.H.
THE NIGHT BEFORE I DREAMT OF LAURA(EX-CLASSMATE)
WE WERE WEARING THE SAME PANT.S.
THEN I WAS TOO SHOCKED SO I WOKED U.P.
LOPSTER LO.R.
LAST NIGHT DREAMT OF THEM-
ERM. MY EX-CLASSMATE.S.
HAHA.
IT.S.
LIKE A NORMAL SCHOOL DA.Y.
BUT WE WERE ALL IN SEC SCHOOL L.E.
JUST GOING BACK TO VISIT AND WE STILL HAVE TO ASSEMBLE IN TWO.S.
THEN I PARTNERED YI HUI AS USUA.L.
BEHIND US WERE THE GUY.S. AS USUA.L.
HAHA. HI.M.
SO AFT ASSEMBLY WE WENT BACK TO CLAS.S.
THEN WE WERE VERY HAPP.Y.
YI HUI SHARRY AND I WERE SINGING VERY LOUDLY LA.H.
THEN LOPSTER LOR.
SUDDENLY YH SAT BESIDE M.E.
THEN EN LI SENIOR CAME ALON.G.
THEN THEY WERE PLAYING SUMTING LA.H.
I DONT REALLY KNOW WA.T.
BUT IT SEEMS TO BE LIKE SHES HELPING YH TO WASH HER FEE.T.
SO INSULTING LO.R.
THEN SUMORE THEY USE MY WATER BOTTLE THE WATER THEN PUT BAC.K.
THEN IT BECAME BLAC.K.
THEN STILL GOT SUM STRAW INSID.E.
THEN ACTUALLY WAS HER FAULT BUT I DINT DARE TO STRANGLE HE.R.
SO I STRANGLED Y.H.

THEN I WENT WTH YI HUI TO REFILL MY WATER BOTTL.E.
THEN WE WERE SINGING AGAIN.
AND THEN OTHER THINGS HAPPENED OSO.

I REALLY MISS THEM VERY MUCH-
BUT WE SEEMED TO BE RARELY TOKING TO EACH OTHE.R.
EVEN IN MS.N.
-SOBX-

20 JUNE-
SUPPOSED TO GO TO SKOO AT 8 AM
BUT OVERSLEPT
SORRY PPL. LOL.
SO PRACTISED DANCE AND SKIT-
WE LEARNED THE WHOLE SONG IN 3 HRS-
NOT REALLY LEARNED.
STILL HAVE TO LOOK AT EACH OTHER.
THEN SKIT WAS HOW SAD.
THE MICROPHONES TT I MADE WERE LIKE SPOILED LOR.
HOW ANGRY CAN.
I REALLY REGRETTED MAKING THEM LAH.
FREAKS.
THEN WE SHORT OF A CAP.
COZ XUELI DONT HAVE.
SO DECIDED TO GO QUEENSWAY SHOPPING CENTRE TO BUY.
SO LEFT SCHOOL AND WALKED.
BUT THE REST WERE SO SLOW.
ONLY ME, SER AND DUNNO WHO.
THEN THE REST WERE LIKE STONE AT THE BUS STOP.
THEN THEY KEPT CALLING US BUT WE IGNORED.
WHEN WE REACHED THE CONDO THERE THEN THEY STARTED WALKINGS CAME.
THEN THEY WERE CROSSING THE RD SO RAN LIKE MAD.
HAHA.
SO BOT THE CAP.

THEN WE WENT TO TAKE BUS AGAIN.
SUM OF THEM STOPPED TO BUY DRINK THEN THE REST WALKED AT THE FRONT.
THE BUS CAME AGAIN THEN THEY HAD TO RUN.
HAHA.
THEN TOOK THE TRAIN.
ACCORDING TO JAZREEL'S MOM.
IT WILL TAKE 30MIN TO REACH PASIR RIS FROM REDHILL.
BUT WE WERE LATE.
THEN WE TOOK THE LONG CUT TO WALK TO THE SHUTTLE BUS THE SHELTER AND WAITED SO LONG.
THEN YH TOOK HER HP AND SHE TOT SHE LOST IT OR WATEVA.
SO THEY WHOLE JOURNEY SHE WAS LOOKING FOR IT.

SO BBQ BBQ BBQ.
THEN THE DANCE WAS LIKE THE WHOLE THING I WAS LOOKING AT SAFARINA.
THEN SKIT WAS I FORGOT MY LINES.
SO JUZ ANYHOW CRAPPED.
THEN I SAW A WOMAN WRAPPING A TOWEL OPPOSITE.
THEN SHE GO AND TAKE OUT AND WRAP AGAIN LOR. COZ WAS LOOSE.
SO DISGUSTED LAH.PUBLIC PLACE LOR.
THEN I TOLD YH.
THEN SHE OSO VERY DISGUSTED.
LOL.

THEN WHEN YH HSE.
THE JOURNEY VERY LONG.
THEN WENT TO BUY FROZEN PIZZA AND FRIES.
AND SPARKLING JUICE.

THEN HER MOM CAME TO FETCH US.
THEN WENT THERE.
COOK BTHE WATCH MADAGASCAR.
BUT WHILE THE SHOW WAS FILMING.
I HAD BEEN COOKING AND BATHING.
SO I ONLY GOT TO CATCH 15 MIN OF THE SHOW.
HOW SAD LAH.

JAZ SAID SHE SAW A GHOST
THEN SHE WAS LIKE SCARED MOST OF US LOR.
THEN IT WAS TIME FOR VERNA TO GO.
ALL OF US SENT HER OUT AND WERE FREAKED OUT.
WATCHED THE FIRST TEN MIN OF BOOGY MAN THEN WANTED TO FALL ASLEEP LE.
THEN WE TOKED.
THEN OPENED OUR SPARKILNG JUICE.
THEN WENT TO UPLOAD OUR PICTURES.
THEN WERE LIKE GOING TO SLEEP.
SO SLEPT.
IT WAS AT 3AM.
STILL QUITE EARLY LOR.
SO I COULDNT FALL ASLEEP.
SO I KEPT TOKING.
HAHA.
WAS VERY COLD LOR.
THEN EAT.
WATCHED THE FIRST TEN MIN OF BOOGY MAN THEN WANTED TO FALL ASLEEP LE.
THEN AT 4+ NEAR TO 5. I AWOKE BY JAZ I THINK.
THEN WE CHECKED THE TIME.
THEN I WAS VERY COLD.
THEN SHE HELPED ME.
THEN WE GO BACK TO SLEEP.
THEN AFT 15 SEC.
THE DOOR SUDDENLY BANGED.
THEN WE BOTH JUMPED UP LAH.
VERY SCARED.
SO WE CLOSED OUR EYES TIGHT THEN HOLD OUR HANDS.
THEN WE HEARD SOUNDS OF THE WIND CHIME. THEN WE CHANGED TO CROSS FINGER HOLD HANDS.
VERY SCARY LOR. THEN WERE SHIVERING.
THEN WOKE UP AGAIN AT 5+
THEN WENT TO WAKE THEM UP TO GO JOGGING.
THEN STARTED RAINING.
THEN SUDDENLY BILLY MEOWED.
VERY LOUD.
IT WAS FROM THE DOOR.
THEN WE WERE ALL SHOCKED.
THEN TT PIG YU HUA DID NOT CARE LOR.
SO WE WENT TO OPEN THE DOOR.
THEN AFT A WHILE WE WENT TO SLEEPTHEN AT 6+ O TRIED TO WOKE THEM UP THEN WAS SO SICK LOR.
THEY ALL DONT WANNA WAKE UP.
SO I WAS ALONE.
LOBSTER.
HAD BREAKFAST.
HAM.
CHIPS.
ORANGE JUICE.
THEN WE WENT TO WATCH WATER BOYS.
THEN HAD A ROUND OF BIG TWO AT THE SAME TIME.
BUT WAS VERY SIAN SO I WENT TO THE SOFA TO SIT.
THEN I GOT TIRED.
COZ I WATCHED THE SHOW NOT LONG AGO.
SO I AND JAZ FELL ASLEEP.
LEFT AT 10 AM.
THEN THE WALK WAS VERY LONG LOR. SO SICK.
LONGER THE MASS RUN.
THEN WAITED FOR THE BUS FOR SO LONG.
WAS SO CRAPPY TIRED.
THEN TOOK THE BUS AND THEY WERE PLAYING THE SHOW YOU FU ON TV MOBILE.
SO I WATCHED.
THEN I TOOK THE TRAIN TO QUEENSTOWN ALONE.
THEN WAITED FOR 51 TO CUM.
BUT IT TOOK SO LONG LOR.
TOOK 45 MIN TO CUM.
SO ANGRY LOR.
I NEARLY FELL ASLEEP FOR A FEW SECONDS AT THE BUS STOP.
WENT HOME.
BATHE FOR AN HOUR.
THEN WENT TO SLEEP AT 2PM
THEN WOKE UP AT 7.30.

WENT TO UP LOAD THE PIC.
SO PISSED.
GOT HUNDRED OVER PHOTOS.
THEN MUZ MAKE THEM SMALLER 1 BY 1.
SO I DID THIS UNTIL 11+
THEN WENT TO UPLOAD THEN LOAD SO LONG LE BUT SUDDENLY CANT.
SO HAD TO REDO UNTIL 2 AM.
THEN I CAME TO BLOG FOR 30MIN LE.

tomolo pop
anw..
i finished my uniform the day b4 i think
then my boots on sunday
but polishing again later..
got a blister from ironing.
but lucky did not burnt my uniform.
then cut myself when cutting the apple
i know im useless
dumb
asshole

i nearly forgot to buy the material for pbl
k
so went down to buy..
humph..then my mom forced me to bring home the heavy thing
tt is equivilent to the weight of 2 1.5L water bottle

but at least she still have a heart.
buy durian for me.
so aft eating the durian
i remembered tt tomolo got pop
so confirm very easy got heat stoke
so i drank a bowl of salt water
and 1 bowl of chrysanthemum
thinking tt it was not enuf
i drank another 2 bowls of chrysanthemum
haha..
was bloated so ate a sour plum.

street selling was toda.y.
haha. i sold finish all my 30 ticket.s.
TRAlal.a.
BUT i only have $53 buck.s.
coz i was broke and i took the money frm ther.e.
the first person who bought my ticket was this cute gu.y.
cor Asriel aged 16. LO.L.
but he is pimpled!

then stupid jazreel was cursing tht it would rain at clementi.
coz she go that wulu wulu bukit bato.k.
jelousy MURder.s.
anw. once we wwnt out the statio.n.
it was raining damn lightly and shortly la.h.
sick woma.n.
we seperated into 2 grp.s.

diana. ruiting. ye jing. was wif me.
farhani. safarina. was wif bernice.
at first diana tot tt safa. they all go tt direction is bet.a.
but shes wrong!
hah.a.
i made the rite choic.e.
thank yo.u.

my way of asking:
excuse me miss/sir,
we are selling this red cross charity donation draw ticke.t.
would u like to buy from us?
it costs $2 each.
*buy finish*
the draw sate will be on 22nd October and u can check the results on this on the ticket.
thank you.
good luck.
have a nice day.

i very poilite rite?
haha..
thank you thank you.

watching who am i no.w.
for the upteenth tim.e.
but still very interestin.g.

Arg.h.
its already the 14th day in this 30 days holida.y.
i finished all me homewor.k. except literatur.e.
it will be a nightmare for m.e.
should be having dance and skit practice on monda.y.
i think i can g.o.
but i bet my mom allows me to go for the activit.y.
pisse.d.

having street selling tomorro.w.
but i wonder where we are goin.g.
its dumpling festival tomorro.w.
and i had a hard time persuading my mom to sign the for.m.
that was posted at 12.06am last midnigh.t.
had been waiting for it since 1+ in the afternoo.n.

after downloading the thin.g. and reading i.t.
i totally could not fall aslee.p.
coz attached with it was the activity time tabl.e.
was scared tht im not able to g.o.
so i did the script until 2 am in the morni.ng.

after tt still could not slee.p.
so i typed the chine.se. proposa.l.
ended at 2.15am.
so i juz lyed on bed thinking how to ask my .mom.

so i think i slept at 3+ am.
woke up at 10. then could not sleep anymor.e.

decided to ask mom aft the street sell.ing.
just in case she don all.ow. me to g.o. stre.et selling.

gonna bath.e li.ao.

NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BLOGGING NOW.
IM SUPPOSE TO BE DOING HOMEWORK SINCE 3 PM. ITS 3.12PM NOW.
HAD BEEN UPLOADING PIC ON FRIENDSTER.
HAD MEETING FOR POP TODAY.
WAS VERY EFFECTIVE.
I SHALL HEREBY ANNOUNCE TT I WILL BEAT DENISE LOH.
IF I PARTICIPATE IN MISS SINGAPORE UNIVERSE.
LOL.

WERE ESTIMATING OUR 3 FIGURES FOR THE SKIT.
AND I HEREBY ANNOUNCE TT IM AIRPORT OR WATEVA IRON BORAD.
JUZ LIKE XUELI'S -.
LOL.
THEN THEY SUGGESTED ME TO ADD PADDING.
COZ ITS SUPPOSE TO BE A COMEDY.
SO THEY WANT ME TO BE LIKE TONG XIN YUAN TT ZHEN ZHU.
I DONT WANT LAH.
BETA DONT FORCE ME HORx.

DANCE WAS NOT EFFECTIVE AT ALL.
COZ THE CD COULD NOT BE PLAYED ON THE CD PLAYER.
HAI YAH. DUNNO WHOSE FAULT AH.

I THINK IM HAVING CHALET NEXT WEEKEND.
WHICH MEANS SO MANY PPL WILL BE JEALOUS OF ME.
HAHA.
SEKALI STAY BESIDE THEM.

CURSED.

im desperate for money badly
i already used up my pocket money for june lah
passport size photo- $8
develope photo-$8.40
PBL fund- $2+ (unpaid)
Squad Fund- $5+ (unpaid)
Owe Jaz- $4 (unpaid)
Owe Moni- $2 (unpaid)
Buy 2nd hand Stylus from YH- $40+ (unpaid)
Owe Donation Charity Draw Ticket $10

All in all i need $63
ARGH!!

i still have to go to skoo for at least 6 days for the rest of the holidays.
which means i have to eat out.
damn lah!
anw one kind pls gimme money.